A Date with the Moon Goddess
Are you ready to worship the moon goddess Artemis? Are you ready to watch a rocket curve as it launches to avoid hitting the firmament? Are you ready to not receive a decent explanation to how they manage to go through the Van Allen radiation belt? Are you ready to use your imagination to understand how mankind is going to go from a pressurized atmosphere to a non-pressurized environment with no solid barrier separating them? Are you ready to pretend with me today that thrust can push off of nothingness to steer a vessel? Are you ready to pretend that zippers could maintain pressure inside a space suit inside a total vacuum and that humans could survive that pressure? Are you ready to believe a little aluminum foil protects humans, delicate electronics, and precise machinery from -455deg temps? Are you ready to hear conflicting testimonies on whether or not you can see stars from space? I sure hope they give credit to the person on the moon this time who records the landing. I sure hop...
